All Hail Cabini
Morale Booster • Panini Enjoyer • Alleged Criminal
The Shrine to CAB's Mascot
Morale Booster • Panini Enjoyer • Alleged Criminal
Cabini is CAB's official mascot. Created by Veronica on 2/23/25 in shitpost announcements as a meme for CAB to increase morale boost within CAB after becoming the new leader of CAB. Originally, he was created out of boredom in CAB VC on a drawing website called Sketch.io by trackpad. However, after seeing the little guy become popular over time and increase morale, she realized it wouldn't hurt to create something new out of it. That's when she announced Cabini as the official mascot, and he's been history ever since!
Cabini's name originated from a quote, "Slava Cabini," from the previous grand admiral of the division, Captain Dino, on November 17, 2022, in Ehrenwache chat. This quote was used as a term for morale when addressing the chaos in CL and CLD. This later became the motto for victories and overall morale within the division.
On this particular day, Veronica was walking to the officer's building to finish up working
on papers for the upcoming monthly rally in her office, just as per usual, until she heard
a cry nearby the thorned bushes. Curiosity got the best of her, but not with hunches that
it could've been a setup to catch her off guard; she had her holster open and her hand
on the gun ready in case she got attacked.
When she got closer, she noticed the
crying sounded similar to a baby's wails,
and when she moved the bushes to see
what caused the noises. Her heart sank
when she saw an abandoned baby lying
in the bushes, all scratched up and
barely breathing. That's when she
realized that he was purposely put there
to be left for dead.
Veronica dropped everything she
planned for that day and urgently took
him to the infirmary to get him the
treatment he needed.
After a few days, Cabini's health was getting better, and Veronica had slowly grown
attached to the thing. She never expected herself to be in this situation of taking care of
anything, let alone a baby in a place like this. She planned to take him to the
orphanage. But after picking him up and seeing Cabini's eyes widen out of joy in front of
her, Veronica made her choice and chose to adopt Cabini right then and there. And let's
just say her assistant, Firezilla, along with the other officers, was shocked to see the
newest addition to the corps.
Thus, Cabini became part of The Battalion.
The variants were created by our favorite developer, Sammy, after suggesting that, due to the original Cabini uniform being outdated and Ashapple creating the new formals for the division, it was time to update our mascot to keep up with changes to keep relativity and to further boost morale for sub-divisions included! Down below are the fellow cabinis at the current moment! ( More coming soon, shits outdated )
His favorite meal would be paninis, as it matches his name and would be a very convenient meal for him, both to stay and to go. His favorite drink would be sports energy drinks ( martinis when he's an adult ) like Gatorade, for example, to keep him energized for the entire day. ( Especially when committing war crimes )
| Value | Amount | Daily % |
|---|---|---|
| Total Fat | 71g | 109% |
| Saturated Fat | 20g | 102% |
| Cholesterol | 118mg | 39% |
| Sodium | 2223mg | 93% |
| Carbohydrates | 40g | 13% |
| Dietary Fibre | 3g | 10% |
| Protein | 34g | 67% |
Note: Cabini would only eat this on special occasions due to the calorie content of this meal